I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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