I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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