i would punch a child for taco bell
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
