It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
