Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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