I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
