brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I would ride that face into the sunset
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