Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Randomize
