You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I am available for nakedness
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