Dual....:-)
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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