i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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