No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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