I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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