i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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