if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
