I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I am one with the molecules
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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