It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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