winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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