Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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