Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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