i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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