I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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