Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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