you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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