So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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