I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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