I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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