Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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