have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
