he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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