so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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