isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Then you guys just all showered together...?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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