I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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