Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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