We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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