Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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