Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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