Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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