Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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