so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Crop dusting thru forever 21
the raccoons are back...
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