Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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