what day is it and did you see me today?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
