no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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