they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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