I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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