HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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