my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just found puke in my bra..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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