Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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