Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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