I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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